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Joke of the Day
"I reported my own accident on Waze Hence, the accident."
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"white girls be like i'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign spice latte"
"why do philosophers love the ocean so much? because it's deep!"
"*Gets called into HR Me: What was I accused of now? HR: I haven't had any sexual harassment claims against you lately. Is everything ok?"
"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"
"Taking my dog out in below zero weather brings one thought to mind. I should have gotten a cat."
"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig"
"Told my boss I would be turning in my badge and my gun. He said you work in IT, why do you have a gun."
"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"
"I just flew back from Japan, and boy are my arms tired. I was masturbating to all the hentai I bought on the plane."