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Joke of the Day

"[Game&Chill] Replace any word in a movie tittle with ""fap"" (For example "" Fap to the Future"")"

"He'd come off way less pretentious if he went by Daniel ""Dave"" Lewis."

"I accidently opened the fitness app and my phone immediately called to report itself stolen."

"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"

"Writing a romcom about a human centipede front that falls in love with a human centipede back. Middle guy is the comic relief ""cockblocker"""

"What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar"

"Did you hear about the vintage attache with a perfectly working clasp? It was a classic open-and-shut case."

"You say you can quit drinking whenever you want... ...but I bet you can't go more than two or three days without water."

"Mark Twain used to travel with a podium from his hometown. Ah yes, his Hannibal Lectern."

"Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty? Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."