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Joke of the Day

"Did I tell you I bought a sports car? It wasn't very good though, I beat it in every sport I played against it"

"Why do primates do so well in show biz? Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!"

"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"

"Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis? They have RAMallah."

"Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria? Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite."

"I am kinda scared of 2015 because 2+0+1+5=8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."

"Did you hear about the pirate porno? All hands on dick!"

"I found a note in a vase a year ago and was to meet someone here for money. No I didn't."

"""Daddy what is a transvestite?"" ""Ask Mommy, he knows."""

"Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door? Because his wife was dead-set against it..."