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Joke of the Day
"The camera adds like 10-15 crooked teeth. -Steve Buscemi"
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"I've found that whenever God closes a door, Satan hands me a lockpick."
"A friendly reminder to Republicans... ...to set your clocks 60 years ahead and join the rest of us in the 21st century."
"You know... When someone says to you ""Jesus loves you."" It's always comforting. Unless you are in a Mexican jail."
"Why did Sweden change their immigration politics? Because their Zoos ran out of room."
"Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ? Montana."
"2 Dyslexics run into a bank And shout: Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"
"What's the difference between a baby and a politician? Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things."
"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"
"So a seal walks into a bar.., Get it? No? Me neither."