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Joke of the Day

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"

"How do you agitate an achy feminist runner? massage a knee"

"I recently came into a HUGE amount of money. Unfortunately, though, I'm barred from future tours of the Mint."

"Why did Hitler take suicide? Because of the lethal gas bill."

"What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons? Jose & Hose-B"

"Doesn't count, officer, you forgot to read me my amanda rights! ""Your what?"" You know, my... [mumbles] banana rights."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he came out to be bisexual? It's okay, we're Bi-son."

"Mexican Word of the day: Chicken My wife wanted to get to the grocery store, but chicken go herself"

"How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise particularly hareobics!"

"Which part of your body shuts down last when you die? The eyes, cause they di-late."