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Joke of the Day
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.... And the rest was made in China."
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"Last night I was with a girl... ...she told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the jaw."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff"
"When i fart I always tell my gf that it were butterfly's that did'nt know the way to my heart."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None"
"Whats the difference between Aladdin lamp and women make up - nothing if you rub both you will find a freak"
"I saw a shop called Lasting Impressions, they sell brass knuckles."