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Joke of the Day

"What do you do with a sick chemist? If you can't helium, and you can't curium, you might as well barium."

"What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted? Crusty"

"My friend is concerned about his online dating luck... I told him not to worry -- There are plenty of fish in the net!"

"Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice? It said 'concentrate' on it"

"I've been using medical marijuana for my bladder issues... My doctor told me to piss or get off the pot."

"As an Alzheimer's patient, this is my favorite joke on reddit"

"My new Toyota is going to featured in a film! They call it a Camryo."

"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What did you think, you racist mother fucker?"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."