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Joke of the Day
"Chemistry teacher: What is Nitrate? Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!"
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"A Jew walks into a bar Mitzvah"
"What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor? Beef on WIC"
"Why are there so many Female Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."
"Which book has the worst cliffhanger? Anne Frank's Diary"
"What do Volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions."
"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."
"Since everyone is writing a poem, please don't read mine [deleted]"
"What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking ""Why"" over and over? ""Because I saw so."""
"(NSFW) What did cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged."