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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between cancer and black people? Cancer got Jobs."
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"It turns out the only way to get my kids to flush the toilet is for me to be showering when they use it."
"How does Moses make beer? Hebrews!"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool"
"Sunscreen isn't very effective... It didn't protect Steve Irwin from harmful Rays"
"why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain"
"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""
"So, Tim Cook came out of the cloud?"
"Just to confuse the cops, let's steal the sign pole and leave the street sign."
"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."