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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many Female Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."
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"Knock Knock Go fuck yourselves."
"What is the difference between Pokemon Go and Tinder? On one app you search your area and find strange creatures, on the other you only find pokemon."
"Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we need to talk."
"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."
"If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats. Then go look at Facebook for about 10 minutes."
"What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman who won't do what she's told."
"A Chinese couple, Jane and Jack Wong, was killed by the White Walkers but never came back to life .. .. because ""two wongs don't make a wight [1]"" [1] http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Wights"
"So, they recently discovered a recording of Michael Jackson covering Bob Marley It was titled ""One Glove"""
"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."