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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so many Female Archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"I went on a date with a server... It went down on the first date. Not sure if repost, just a really funny joke I just heard."

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"In my next life, I'd like to come back as one of those girls who ""forgets"" to eat."

"Goldman Sachs is trimming bonuses. Conan O'Brien's payout is only $32 million. Anyone know where we can text-message our donations?"

"On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes"

"Why did Kelly fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock? Who's there? ....Not Kelly."

"You know those little helmet stickers some football teams use to reward personal achievement? Bald guys should do that."

"How come Donald Trump is on the frontpage of Reddit so much? Its all reposts from Hitler"

"Q: why did the blond stare at her orange juice for 2 hours? A: because it said ""concentrate"""