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Joke of the Day

"HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft."

"I can't be bothered with trivial details. Like facts."

"""I'll have to report you sir"" said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. ""You were doing 85 miles an hour."" ""Nonsense officer"" declared the driver. ""I've only been in the car for ten minutes."""

"A German joke... ...is no laughing matter"

"What is it that's red. Reddit."

"I used to be a comedian back in Newfoundland But I got sick of having to explain the jokes."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anybody can roast beef..."

"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."

"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"

"My best friend's a rocking chair... ...we go way back."