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Joke of the Day
"What is it that's red. Reddit."
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"You know why was i mad after a half hour in the bathroom? i couldn't do shit."
"Hey girl, can I have a pizza? Pizza that ass."
"Ever hear the story of the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He would lay awake at night worried about the existence of dog."