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Joke of the Day

"My best friend's a rocking chair... ...we go way back."

"What's the cheat code for Friday?"

"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."

"What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games? An ex-boxer."

"If the sprayer in the sink can't get it off and the dishwasher can't get it off then I assume it's just meant to be a part of the pan."

"My friend told me how electricity was measured. And I was like watt."

"Your iTunes is working just fine. Would you like to update it?"

"Knock Knock Knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot, let me in"" Too soon?"

"Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me."

"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""