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Joke of the Day

"I hate being bi-polar. It's AWESOME!"

"So an Irishman walks out of a bar ... no seriously, it can happen. (seen in an Irish pub)"

"Roses are red, I have a phone. No one texts me, forever alone."

"You say the punch line first. Whats the best way to ruin a joke?"

"""It's cold!"", ""Happy birthday!"", ""I'm so blessed"", ""Political rant!""... There, now you don't have to go to Facebook today. You're welcome."

"Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: It's meow-sic to their ears!"

"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"

"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto. Kudos to my friend who came up with this."

"What's Hitler's favorite letter? Well, it's not Z."