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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"How do we know that Dumbledore was a horcrux? Because killing him after the second film wasn't good enough."

"What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion? Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)"

"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"

"Dear Homework. They might be doing you, But They are always thinking about me. Sincerely FACEBOOK"

"Two cleaners had a massive fight in my office earlier. Hell of a dust up."

"Att'n birds in my yard: the one to the LEFT of the feeder is for drinking, the one to the RIGHT is for bathing. Get it together you guys."

"Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily? It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!"

"Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall. One turned to the other and said ""Hello."" The other one thought ""I wonder what he meant by that."""

"I have a new alter ego named Princess of Optimism. You may call me Poo."