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Joke of the Day
"I have a new alter ego named Princess of Optimism. You may call me Poo."
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"I'm developing a new sport that involves a ball, shotput, discus, and javelins. I'm calling it a game of throwns."
"i know you kids love uber and airbnb, so today i want to tell you all about the real 'sharing economy.' that's right. communism"
"Irish Problems.... Q:How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? A: None! (potato famine) Old one, i did not make, nor do i take any credit."
"When I was in high school my girlfriend's dad got angry that I took her virginity. I said ""Sorry, it won't happen again."""
"Did you know that the word ""gullible"" cannot even be found in the dictionary? The truth hurts doesn't it?"
"I'm so tired of hearing people complain about being hung over. Just stop your wining."
"R.I.P boiled water... You will be mist"
"What did the broken bridge say? I have truss issues."
"Why is sperm donation more expensive than blood donation? Handmade things are costlier."