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Joke of the Day

"How do you break up an Arab Bingo game? Yell B-52."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !"

"Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle."

"People who eat endangered birds... Will die lonely and full of egret."

"Pretty cool how you can turn cotton into delicious candy or a totally comfortable shirt to wear."

"I always wondered why cross eyed people never get hit crossing the road. Then it hit me. They are always looking both ways."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."

"What's long and white? The line to Starbucks."

"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"

"""Adorkable,"" I say nervously, looking into the bathroom mirror. ""Adorkable. Adorkable."" A fire erupts behind me. Zooey Deschanel emerges."