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Joke of the Day

"Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle."

"Have any brief jokes I can snapchat a girl that I like?"

"My grandfather is buried in that cemetery... Boy is he going to be pissed when he wakes up."

"What do you get when a clown dies in a desert? Dry Humour."

"What's an Israeli ghetto called? Palestine."

"My wife is upset we can't afford a vacation this year because I kept paying the kids to behave while I was driving"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"Five years ago, I couldn't see the forest through the trees, but now I can. Thank goodness for loggers and strip malls!"

"Why are there so many women archaeologists? Because women love digging up the past."

"I got in touch with my inner self today... I'm never buying cheap toilet paper again"