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Joke of the Day

"I always wondered why cross eyed people never get hit crossing the road. Then it hit me. They are always looking both ways."

"What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires? Bob."

"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"

"Woke up in a graveyard. Never felt more alive."

"Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters"

"What do you call a cow with one udder? A bull."

"Bury it... ...it's my dad's 'dead joke'."

"What did the magician's assistant say to the magician after the show? ""Thanks for halving me."""

"The worst part about working with a bunch of dicks... ...is they tend to rub off on you."

"Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant."