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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !"

"A blowfly walks into a bar.... And asks ""Is this stool taken?"""

"Have you heard my construction joke? I'm working on it."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Dogs don't lick jam... just kidding... they do ;)"

"My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up."

"Yo mama so fat when God said ""Let there be light"" he he to ask her to move out of the way."

"Last night I had a bad dream about a nocturnal horse It was a real night-mare"

"What do you do if a girl sits on your hand? Try to get her off!"

"Dating tip: to impress your date, put a napkin on your lap. Along with your plate. And the table. And the waiter. You're now the restaurant."

"How many Americans does it take to change a bulb? None, Mexicans do it for them."