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Joke of the Day
"Why were all of the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."
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"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."
"Its real cute how pedestrians confuse ""right of way"" with immortality."
"The biggest Myth is to solve problems of MATH"
"What's the difference between your mom and a rooster? A rooster says ""Cock-a-doddle-doo"", and your mom says ""Any-cock-will-do!"""
"According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries"
"What will people say when Prince Charles dies? Long live the Queen."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. We are efficient and don't like humour."
"The trick to being happy is to keep a positive outlook: For example, my ongoing effort to break the world record for most ramen eaten while single is going great!"
"What do you call it when a bunch of Olympic swimmers have the shits for days? Dia-Rio."