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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire? Arrr son!"
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"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."
"What's in a divorce fruit salad? alemony"
"Really hope autocorrect altered that last text because if not my mom's taking my little brother to a Christian rape concert tonight."
"A man goes to visit the doctor Man: Did the test results come back? Doc: Yes, and the prognosis isn't good. Man: Well how long do I have? Doc: About 10. Man: 10 what? Years? Months? Doc: 8... 7...."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."
"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."