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Joke of the Day

"How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1... or 2?? Or 1? Or 2?"

"Old Jewish Proverb: It's better to have Russians cut-off the gas than ... ... have Germans pump it."

"Where do Mathematicians sail? Indices."

"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."

"Being killed by a paper-cut would be... Quite a novel way to die."

"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."

"We could be like Romeo and Juliet. You go die and I'll go to sleep."

"What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"

"A girl dialed her own no. from her bf's cell to see her name saved in list like doll or sweetie.she was shocked to see............Mukesh plumber..:)"