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Joke of the Day
"Your jokes are only as funny as someone else's sense of humor."
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"Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East? Iran so far away"
"Why did the hipster burn his tounge? Because he ate his food before it was cool."
"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with Cheese."
"Used a bag to pick up dog shit in yard, tiny ants all over it. Later, saw 2 ants on my arm. My body is now crawling w phantom dogshit ants."
"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."
"Tried using a time machine to go back to my wedding day & talk some sense into a much younger me, but I got the date wrong."
"Ladies, if a man doesn't answer your ""What are you doing tonight?"" text till it's already night time, you're Plan B."
"I've never seen more than 600 dollars worth of cars in a 7-Eleven parking lot."
"My wife said that if I lose my job, she's divorcing me. So I need suggestions here, people. What are some terminable offenses these days?"