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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a cock and a penis? A cock is an animal. Penis is a male sexual organ."

"What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just kidding, feminists can't change anything."

"What is the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The Jews go up the chimney."

"what do you call an Eskimo peeping tom? Tommy took a look. (say it fast)"

"I took my kids' screens away so we could spend some quality time together and it turns out they are really terrible to be around"

"Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon."

"If eye-rolling burned calories, women would never have to diet."

"Lance Armstrong finally admitted to doping... ...at least he had the ball to admit it."

"Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named ""Kevin""."