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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The Road done him a bad turn."
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"I was stranded in the swamp for days with no food I had no choice but to hunt down large white birds and eat them. Through the whole ordeal, I found myself filled with egret."
"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"
"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"
"Barista: ""Welcome to Starbucks!"" Me: ""Large coffee please."" B: ""It's venti!"" Me: ""Then close all the windows after you get my large coffee."""
"What kind of bird is the best pornstar? A swallow."
"Whats the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture of Jesus only needs one nail to hang up."
"Someone asked me, ""How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?"" I responded with, ""How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you?"""
"You know what I dread? The long hair of Jamaicans"
"A nurse puts her hand in her pocket, finds a rectal thermometer and exclaims.... ""Some arsehole's got my pen!"""