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Joke of the Day

"I just dropped a fart that sounded like I got the wrong answer on a game show."

"My buddy, David, had his ID stolen while on a business trip in Prague... ...now we just have to call him Dav."

"Manslaughter. The sound of a man laughing?"

"Paula Deen should create her own brand of butter called I Can't Believe It's Not 1860."

"Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys."

"Son: can I get lunch money Dad: I have a boyfriend"

"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."

"did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison? he is a small medium, at large"

"I heard the best geography joke today... I would tell you but you had to be there."

"To Dig. I dig. We dig. He dig. She dig. They dig. It's not a very beautiful poem, but it's very deep!"