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Joke of the Day
"I just dropped a fart that sounded like I got the wrong answer on a game show."
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"I'm worried about Rosemary's Baby. Everyone knows Thyme has been hard on her. (That's right. I do spice jokes. Dill with it.)"
"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."
"What do a gay man having sex and a pom pom have in common? They're both poofs on the end of a stick."
"I asked the doctor how much longer I've got. He said, ""A few inches. You clearly enjoy prostate exams."""
"I love the way earth rotates.... ..it really makes my day"
"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."
"Did you hear the creator of spaghetti died? He pasta way"
"The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama"
"[robbing bank] leader: go in & grab everything you can *i go in to grab loot* Me: (yanking pen chain, increasingly panicked) no no No NO NO-"