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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my wine. Mellow, full bodied, and with a penis . . ."
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"Life is like a penis. It's soft and squishy until a girl comes along and makes it hard."
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"Sorry I'm late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel dispenser that turned out to not be automatic."
"What kind of gas supports violence? pro-pain"
"My neighbors have both a howling dog and a screaming baby out in their yard. I'd throw a rock or something but I'm afraid I'd hit the dog."
"What do we want now!? When do we want 'em? Time machines!"
"How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is? By how many slaves he has."
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Roasted, ground up, and dissolved in hot water"