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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? With a terrorist you can negotiate"
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"What do you call five Mexicans on the bottom of a pool? Sinko :D"
"A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room. - Do I have any choice here he asks a sergeant. - Yes you do. You may eat it or not."
"What is Donald Trump's least favorite Star Wars movie? Rogue Juan."
"I like my women how I like my fish, battered I thought it up in science, so I hope it is a new joke(hopefully) :)"
"I DO help with the laundry. My wife just doesn't understand. I wear the same jeans for like two weeks straight."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You Poke-m-on"
"Baby snake (OC) What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom? A momma's boa."
"#IAmHonoredBy my 12 year old telling me he needs me. He wanted a new gadget of course but the thought was there."
"A man in front of me dropped $20 I picked it up and asked myself, what would Jesus do? So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."