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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a woman and a terrorist? With a terrorist you can negotiate"

"I don't care what you think of me. James Blunt thinks I'm beautiful."

"What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi"

"Not To Brag Or Anything... I live near where Notorious B.I.G. was born and raised. Just a short walk over and I'm in front of his house. Took a picture. No biggie."

"What do you call a sad hat? A sombre-ero!"

"Today's menu: 1 gallon of attitude, 3 cups of sarcasm, 2 tbsp of leave me the hell alone, and a generous cup of shut the f*ck up!"

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her hands, for instance if they are firmly around your throat she is probably slightly upset."

"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."

"I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places He told me to stop going to those places"

"Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries."