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Joke of the Day

"At work today I noted that it's difficult to see yellow marker on white paper... My Asian coworker said, ""Are you trying to say you can't see white and yellow together?"""

"Do you like Asian Diplomacy jokes? I've been feeding the kids in my political science class a steady diet of Japanese Government jokes."

"*A conversation between two Wannabe Terrorists * T1: Oi mate, check out this bomb. I got it for a very cheap price!! T2: It's a fake man. T1: Fake? C4 yourself man. *explosion*"

"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."

"In the movie Titanic it always bugged me that she stayed on the raft when clearly she had more body fat for warmth."

"Why did the punk cross the road. He was stapled to the chicken."

"What is another name for a Nissan Cube? A tool box."

"I may be getting old but not ""doesn't know what day of the week it is"" old. I can tell by which day I open on my daily pill organizer."

"My advice is to make money the old fashioned way (by intercepting Spanish galleons transporting gold from the New World)."

"Our brain took two billion years to evolve. Two billion trips around the Sun. All so humans can use it to look at kittens on the Internet."