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Joke of the Day

"A Texas woman found a snake head in a bag of green beans. Meaning someone will be finding a bean in their bag of snake heads."

"What does a cow do after a break up? Mooves on."

"If I want to nap for just an hour, I have a big glass of water beforehand. Alarms can be turned off, but a full bladder waits for no one."

"My friend got a pretty bad haircut I told him it would grow on him"

"I'm so fresh... ...I get put in the produce section."

"What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut? Remove only the top 1% please."

"Once the president of Taiwan gave a speech for two hours He burned a fuse"

"How do you make Instagram worthy coffee? #nofilter"

"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers... So I have. She's 25 and her name is Candy."

"Just heard a woman ask if she left her teeth over there Really hoping this is Halloween related"