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"What is so good about dead baby jokes? They never get old"
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"When my wife pisses me off, I get on her Pinterest and pin lots of mediocre shit, like cupcakes that just look like cupcakes."
"Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family."
"How do you make the letter ""H"" healthy? You spin it. It becomes spin-h. juh-jen"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cathy ! Cathyl who ? Cathy free. Never had it. Never will !"
"I've been diagnosed with kleptomania... when it gets really bad, I have to take something."
"This coffee tastes like... ...mud, because it was ground a few minutes ago. EDIT: how to tag as 'dirty'?"
"how do lawyers argue without crying"
"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"
"Deuteronomy Believe it or not - it isn't the field of study of deuterium."