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Joke of the Day
"Betsy the cow applied to leather crafting college early decision. Unfortunately she was defurred."
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"A fifth Fast and Furious movie? Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood."
"My steer got constipated the other day... ...No bullshit."
"Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject? Triggerednometry"
"Shout out to those who can't hear good"
"My parents were like siblings. And according to the police that was, like, a problem."
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken."
"Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all."
"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"
"Tomorrow is bring your hangover to work day."