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Joke of the Day
"My steer got constipated the other day... ...No bullshit."
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"A feminist, a vegan, and a person who does CrossFit walk into a bar. I know this because they didn't shut up about it the entire night."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent and appearance suggests that you hail from the southeast."
"My 9 year daughter asked me: ""Daddy can we buy money?"" ... Me: Buy money? Using what? Daughter: Aaa ... Apples? Me: That's called ""Selling Apples"" not buying money."
"A pretty girl walks into a bar. Bartender asks, ""what are you having?"". Girl responds ""I'll take a a Double entendre"". ... So he gives it to her."
"How do you get holy water You boil the hell out of it"
"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"
"A snake slithers into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'm sorry but I can't serve you."" ""Why not?"" asks the snake. The bartender says, ""Because you can't hold your liquor."""
"Well you know what they say about history. Those who don't learn from history: Those who don't learn from history."
"why did princess Diana cross the road? she wasnt wearing her seatbelt...."