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Joke of the Day
"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."
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"What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts."
"[walks in to UPS store holding rabid raccoon] Hi my boyfriend said he wants to take a break so I'd like to ship him this please."
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"What do Bernie Sanders and Santa Claus have in common? (Dark) They both have difficulties regarding chimneys!"
"The Muslim Who Dated An Ape Did you hear about the Muslim who was caught screwing an ape? He was stoned to death along with his haram bae."
"What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding? The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding."
"Wi Fi doesn't work so well in the office. HR will need to talk to this lazy Vietnamese."
"The Worst Striker by Mr Goal"
"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."