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Joke of the Day

"What is wonder woman's favorite drug? Heroine."

"Just got real sweaty because I started thinking about a babe in an ankle-length all denim overall dress"

"I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia"

"I'm at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier."

"What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair."

"What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to? Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up."

"When I think of you, I touch myself. With my finger. In the back of my throat to help me vomit because you make me nauseous."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb. None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Ask your doctor if an unnecessary over-prescribed medication so he can get kickbacks from a pharmaceutical company is right for you."

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."