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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts."

"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""

"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."

"Yo momma's so fat... She was crowned dairy Queen of the food court."

"Girl, are you into conspiracy theories? Because you are looking Illumi-naughty!"

"What political party does Donald Trump belong to? The Whig Party"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? None"

"What does a mathematicion find in a forest? A natural log."

"What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love? ""It's a Moray."""

"What do you call a black woman that has had seven abortions? A crime fighter"