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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Its cheesy."

"I went to one those secret New York City rooftop concerts last night. Seeing FIDLAR on the roof was great!"

"Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode. 90 kid's will understand."

"Why did the Orange stop rolling? It ran out of juice!!!"

"I highly doubt that Monica Lewinsky will support Hillary in 2016. I mean, the last time a Clinton was a president, it left a really bad taste in her mouth."

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."

"What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"

"How do you deal with ignorant people? I really don't know."

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? damn."

"Guy walks into library and asks the librarian... ""do you have the book for men with a small penis?"" She replies ""I don't know if it's in yet"" ""yeah, that's the one """