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Joke of the Day
"Back in my day invincibility cheats used to be called God Mode. 90 kid's will understand."
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"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."
"Chuck Norris Found The Ark Of The Covenant... He Currently Uses It As A Coffee Table."
"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his soup before it was cool"
"""Is it not funny or am I just not getting it?"" ~ Everyone reading a newspaper comic strip"
"After my grandfather's funeral... I scattered his remains all over my back garden. Which was horrible, because he hadn't been cremated."
"What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop? ""Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"""
"How to tell if your kid is doing drugs 1. Are your drugs missing?"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar and one looks to the other and says ""man, I can't believe I blew 40 bucks in there."""
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