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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"
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"I just drank another bottle of brake fluid. My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to."
"Why don't progressives go to the dentist? Because dentists like everything straight and white."
"Where does a hedge knight invest his money? In a hedge fund"
"What's the difference between your wife and your job? Job still sucks after 5 years."
"I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting."
"What kind of dog does Sauron have? A La-Barad-dur"
"What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules? Draculaw"
"Before we talk about this very complicated topic, you should know that I read several sentences about it in an article once."
"A model citizen is just like a regular citizen that doesn't eat."