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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? damn."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives"

"What do you throw to a drowning banjo player? His mandolin."

"What function puts you in the danger zone The LOG^^^gins function!"

"What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !"

"If you believe in stereotypes then your brain is as small as a Korean's penis"

"If the number 666 is considered evil ..is 25.8069758 the root of all evil? Edit: My first gold! Thank you kind stranger."

"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."

"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."

"My wife gained more than 100 pounds during pregnancy, so I started walking 5 miles every day to encourage her. It's been three months and now I'm over 300 miles away from home."