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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? damn."
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"I married a kleptomaniac... She stole my heart."
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"I just took my girlfriend to Hawaii... my wife was pissed. Credit: Old guy at work yesterday when I got back from Hawaii."
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"According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American ""Trail of Tears"" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks."