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Joke of the Day
"Hot girls on Twitter: Single and straight: 3% Lesbians: 12% Taken and straight: 15% Men: 70%"
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"dollar store pregnancy test instructions say to pee on the stick then wait 9 months"
"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."
"Joan Rivers stopped breathing during cosmetic surgery and has passed after several days of home care. At least she died doing what she loved."
"Dude you're a dentist. Why am I in stirrups?"
"Me: Eat your vegetables. They make you smarter. 3-year-old: *hands me a carrot* You need this more than I do."
"Just unfollowed Taylor Swift on Twitter. Expecting a song within the hour"
"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."
"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."
"My father suffers from short term memory loss I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it."