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Joke of the Day
"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."
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"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish"
"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."
"You can't have your status and like it too."
"[parent-teacher conference] Teacher: Which kid is yours? Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'?"
"Walmart pokes holes in the condoms to ensure customer retention."
"I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings."
"The barista can't deal with the man's 'Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee' shirt. Her mouth opens, then closes. The line grows."
"Never trust a big butt and a smile. Where is the rest of this woman's body?"