161998

Joke of the Day

"I don't do drugs. I take drugs. My brain does the drugs. Follow me? Me either -because drugs"

"If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my biggest concern would be how much my airport parking bill would be."

"A joke I made up What happened to wendy on her way to neverland? She peed her pants (read out loud)"

"Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever."

"""Hey buddy, you wanna buy a harmonica?"" I opened my coat and got hit by a gust of wind, making the worst sound in the world"

"We live in a time of delicious cakes."

"Hey bartender, I'll take an entendre... ...on second thought, make it a double."

"Monica Lewinsky released a statement on Hillary Clinton's run for president ""I will not vote for Hillary,"" she said. ""The last Clinton president left a bad taste in my mouth."""

"Do you give head to strangers? Or should I introduce myself?"

"I had a track accident last spring... Now it has become a running joke."