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Joke of the Day

"What is Jesus' favorite band? Nine Inch Nails"

"What do you call a basement full of redditors? A wine cellar."

"Suicide: Mans way of telling God - ""You can't fire me, I quit""."

"You know, Mexican and Blacks jokes are really starting to bore me. Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."

"I went to the barbers today. My wife sent me a text that said we had a pipe leaking. I told the barber we're going to have to cut this short. I walked out with a buzz cut."

"Atheists are missing the boat. Without God you're responsible for your actions."

"Do you think when the Hamburglar robs people he holds them at bun point?"

"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"

"Jobs I'd be shit at: -brain surgeon -rocket scientist -ventriloquist -goat herder -sober person thingy"

"how many Snapple Facts do I have to get before it counts as a GED"