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Joke of the Day
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
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"If you're testing me, we failed."
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"And then God said, ""Let there be Black Friday."" and he saw that it was a terrible idea but it was too late cuz people were already in line."
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"What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas? Clothes but no cigar..."