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Joke of the Day
"What did the accountant with constipation do? He worked is out with a pencil."
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"Did hear about the explosion at the Kosher bread factory in Berlin? It was a challahcaust."
"A man carrying a tombstone walked up to a skeleton taking a break from his casket. He asked the skeleton, ""Is it okay if I leave this tombstone here?"" The skeleton replied, ""Yes, over my dead body."""
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"A gymnast walks on a bar."