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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a group of philosophers? An argument."

"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don't want myself to know about."

"What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby I think I'm falling for you!"

"My room + internet connection + music + food homework = perfect day."

"What side of a cake is the right side? The side that gets eaten because the other side is left."

"I would suggest that Brazil build a bridge and get over it... but given their record...."

"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"

"Why don't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it's *P* is silent...."

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"

"What's a pirates favorite letter?"