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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"I went to the zoo today but when I arrived, there was only a dog there It was a shitzu"

"What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure? I got Kniiiiiives on it! [Original Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDqoLimejg) that inspired the joke."

"Q: Why did the one-handed man cross the road? A: To get to the second hand shop."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About halfway"

"How do you suffocate a redneck? Tape his mouth shut."

"While those 2 guys at the bar were just fantasizing about what they'd do with powerball winnings, I stole their ticket."

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."

"What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire? Bernie."

"People ask where I see myself in 5 years But I always tell them that I don't have 2020 vision"