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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? About halfway"
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"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"TIFU by burning my post oops retoast"
"Underage girl, sucking on daddy's cock, gets jizzed on all over he......... Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was a google image search."
"I've been with the same woman for twenty years. Don't tell my wife. She'd kill me."
"What's in a tweet? That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"
"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."