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Joke of the Day
"I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board... I thought, I'll give it a Go."
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"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."
"What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team? The High Five"
"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell today! Technically he said, 'Less McDonalds' but I'm pretty sure I knew what he meant."
"What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk? (OC) An utter disappointment"
"Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch."
"If you're ever chased by a police dog ...don't run over a see-saw, crawl through a tunnel or jump through a hoop. They're trained for that sort of thing"
"My girl said for every upvote this gets I get one thrust for anal Please do not upvote, her strap-on looks really big....."
"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
"What's dark, empty and going no where fast? Your love life."