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Joke of the Day
"I was asked to help design the first Monopoly board... I thought, I'll give it a Go."
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"Repost! You're a fucking joke."
"What does a woman want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine."
"Nobody can negotiate like a 4 year old told he has 2 minutes til bed."
"What do you call a Mexican Juggalo? A Faygo Diego"
"I hate that I push myself to do so many squats and lunges only to be forced into walking like a penguin the next day."
"You know you're awesome when Facebook suggests people you have already had sex with."
"What does a drama student do while stuck in Math class? she cos(plays)"
"*Whispers, spitters are for quitters. ~Wine tasting, you pervs!"
"Lesson of the day: NEVER EVER make fun of an Asian woman on her period. On a related note: I got stabbed with a chopstick."